Our girl is back

If you're anything like me (which you should be, if you're reading this) then I'm sure the last thing you ever wanted to hear was the words "demure" and "well-behaved" in the same sentence as "Jennifer Lopez." (Damn you, Marc Anthony!) It's about as interesting as Madonna post-Kabbalah. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my divas demanding yellow M&M's whilst inappropriately over/under-dressed for every event, which they attend between bashings of their personal assistants with diamond-encrusted cell phones.

Now this is more like it.

Now, don't go and do anything stupid, like have a baby.